" wise man "

 [ "wise man" ]

1: Weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. Will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.Prone to be used as the center focus of a joke.

  * e.g.,  ... HA! Look at wise man. It's fucking minus 30 and he playing chess. 

 [ "wise man" ]

2: Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.

  * e.g.,  ... "Trr ta ta ta", wise man 

 [ "Wise Man" ]

1: When you have a caffeine drink and weed together to get amped up for the day.

  * e.g.,  ... Rob started getting that 2:30 feeling so he had a Wise Man 

 [ "Wise man" ]

1: A guy who was a hippie in the 1960's hippie generation and who now has joined the neohippie movement. So called because he has a lot of experence with being a hippie in the 1960's to pass along to second hippie generation.

  * e.g.,  ... John's dad's a wise man he was at the first woodstock. 

 [ "wise man time" ]

1: The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

  * e.g.,  ... ‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’ 

 [ "Chinese wise man" ]

1: A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man

  * e.g.,  ... That goat looks like a chinese wise man 

 [ "Yadiel The Wise Man" ]

1: A person who posts inspirational quotes on their bios or Instagram page. They are to live by unless you want to live a basic life.

  * e.g.,  ... I got some great advice on a great pooping strategy from Yadiel The Wise Man. 

 [ "Wise Beard Man" ]

1: Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wise Beard Man is Wise" 

 [ "wise man syndrome" ]

1: When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit

  * e.g.,  ... bro we should go party bro its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering